Mr. Cool Ice

Mr. Cool Ice DESPERATELY wanted to be a superhero. Growing up in mainport with more Heros then you could shake a stick at, he always dreamed of one day accidentally being irradiated or some stupid bullshit. Unfortunately, this still hasn't come to pass, despite hanging around Professor Badass's lab all the time and tripping into every puddle he could find.

Eventually, Mr. Cool ice decided to just give up and tat himself up and go around trying to fight crime. No training. No weapons. No sense.

The other heroes are amazed he's still alive, and the villains haven't killed him because he's not really a threat.

Powers: None whatsoever, no fighting skills beyond throwing punches and hoping for the best

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Mr. Cool Ice
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